Welcome to beautiful Sand Lake – home to crystal-blue waters, alluring sunsets, and some of the most flavor-packed cannabis you’ll ever roll. Yes, you read it right!
New Standard Sand Lake is your friendly, neighborhood cannabis haven in this picturesque Michigan enclave. But, get this – legendary tales circulate of the “Sand Lake Snipe,” a mythical creature with a notorious sweet tooth for our plants. Good thing it doesn’t exist, right?
Well, on one foggy evening, “Old Bob,” a Sand Lake native, claimed he heard the gentle rustling of leaves amidst the eerie silence. He tiptoed out into the darkness, torch in hand, only to find fallen plants with little bite marks. The “Sand Lake Snipe?” Or maybe, just maybe, the chubby groundhog from next door? Well, we may never know.
But what we do know is our cannabis is so good, even legendary creatures can’t resist. So, venture out to our store for quality products that are, apparently, the stuff of myth and lore. Don’t worry – we’ve stocked up enough for both you and our friendly little “Snipe.”